Should I buy a Rolls-Royce or Bentley? Perhaps both?

"IloveToyotaCenturies" (toyotacenturyfanatic) 04/06/2015 at 14:47 • Filed to: None

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Yes, the title is correct. I am in the market for a Rolls-Royce and possibly a Bentley as well. More specifically, these insanely cheap classics

Why would anyone want these undrivable examples? Well I'm glad you asked. You see, I don't plan on driving either car. Instead I plan on placing them in the driveway infront of my house to make my estate look... Wait for it...

More estately

Just imagine how much presence it would add if the cars pictured above were replaced in the driveway with the aforementioned exotics (they would be relocated to the garage)

Any questions, comments, concerns or criticisms about this idea?

My citroen won't start > IloveToyotaCenturies 04/06/2015 at 14:55

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And go eat your green beans.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > IloveToyotaCenturies 04/06/2015 at 14:56

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Doubling down on this fantasy eh?

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/in-case-anyone…

sony1492 > IloveToyotaCenturies 04/06/2015 at 14:59

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couldnt you blow ten grand on something better? I mean i understand wanting cool thing (I'm 16) but thats excessive. A bently would be cool if you owned 3 less cars. But if its for lawn art find a rusty broken down rolls, to sit forever.

Gamecat235 > IloveToyotaCenturies 04/06/2015 at 15:06

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I know that they are a bit outside of your price range listed above, but if you're considering a problematic, difficult and expensive to repair vehicle of British heritage... May I suggest a Lotus Esprit? http://www.carsforsale.com/used-cars/lotu…

Party-vi > IloveToyotaCenturies 04/06/2015 at 15:08

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I think they would only make the place look stately to people who didn't know any better. Anyone who owned these cars and drove them would have them garaged, maybe leaving them out on weekends.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Gamecat235 04/06/2015 at 15:09

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Gamecat235 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 04/06/2015 at 15:11

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M54B30 > IloveToyotaCenturies 04/06/2015 at 15:34

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the name may change

But the troll's the same

Pixel > IloveToyotaCenturies 04/06/2015 at 16:14

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Nah, what you do is buy something like this , take the wheels off and put it up on blocks in the yard.

wippletree > IloveToyotaCenturies 04/06/2015 at 16:35

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Please seek help. This isn't a normal or healthy thing to do. I had an awfully similar stage in my younger life and seeing a therapist for help was the best decision I ever made.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > IloveToyotaCenturies 04/06/2015 at 16:44

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Should probably ask your parents before asking us.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Gamecat235 04/06/2015 at 23:11

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EXCUSe mE THIS ESPRIT???

http://www.carsforsale.com/vehicle/detail…

E. Julius > IloveToyotaCenturies 04/07/2015 at 05:08

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Keep writing these troll posts, they make great entertainment when I'm bored.

Your boy, BJR > Gamecat235 04/07/2015 at 17:23

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